Handle

Dear Potential Customer,

Please note the new "Handle" for babies is on the market this fall. This handy device provides a convenient grip for all your baby-wrangling needs: from diaper changes to bathtimes, from installing the baby in the car seat to the small outings on which it's easier to take baby as one would a purse.

"Handle" comes in many decorative colors, including this great shade of purple. Installation is easy - simply give "Handle" to baby who will instinctively stick it in their mouth, and you are done.

Sincerely,
Makers of the "Handle"

Fine Print: "Handle" is not in any way meant to replace other proven baby-wrangling techniques such as "holding baby safely," "buckling baby into car seat," or "making certain baby doesn't flip over on changing table."